Hollywood is like life, you face it with the sum total of your equipment.

I am just too much.

I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend!

I have always known what I wanted, and that was beauty... in every form.

I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else.

I, Joan Crawford, I believe in the dollar. Everything I earn, I spend.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan Crawford!' I turn around and say, 'Hi! How are you!'

It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

Women's Lib? Poor little things. They always look so unhappy. Have you noticed how bitter their faces are?

You have to be self-reliant and strong to survive in this town. Otherwise you will be destroyed.

She's Mad for Marc. Beret, $685, gloves, $400, fur bag, $4,695, socks, and shoes, $895, Marc Jacobs.

She's Lovely in Lanvin. Hat, $1,720, gloves, $790, cuff, $1,495, necklace, $1,485, and shoes, $1,345

Dancing in Dolce Bag, $995, hat, $425, earrings, $225, cuff, $225, and pumps, $575, Dolce & Gabbana.

Prancing in Vuitton Hat, $1,230, bag, by special order, and boots, $940, Louis Vuitton.

Read more: Smurfs Wearing Designer Accessories – Fall Accessories on Smurfs – Harper’s BAZAAR

Show off with color (not skin).

DO play with pops of brights when the temp rises. Try a colorful cardigan or a grass-green skirt to break up your neutral wardrobe.

DON’T pile on head-to-toe brights for work or you risk looking like a toucan on a cruise. One piece is enough.

Keep your feet looking professional, too.

DO live in covered-up sandals with chunky straps like Eva Mendes’. They look great with dresses, skirts and pants, and won’t be as hot as pumps or loafers.

DON’T wear flip-flops for work unless your job involves sitting at a lifeguard station.

Lighten up your accessories.

DO switch your work handbags to a summery shade like peanut or vanilla. It keeps things businesslike but airy, even if the purse is leather.

DON’T rely on the same huge black leather bag. It’s off balance with lightweight summer clothes.

Go for dresses you can breathe in (aah!).

DO live in easier summer dress shapes for the dog days of summer. Floaty looks in light fabrics are the way to go.

DON’T pour yourself into too-tight, ultra-short numbers at work. Uncomfortable. Unprofessional.

Stay cool, but be smart about it.

DO exercise your right to bare arms. Think Jackie O and Mrs. O: chic, timeless and perfect day to night.

DON’T wear strapless or show cleavage or a bare back at the office unless layered under a cardigan or jacket. The rules have changed—but not that much!

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